Why bother with a gang of farty Reindeer when you could thrust across the midnight sky in an Austin Princess? Ho Ho Ho… oh.
This badly made e-card is now at least a year old. Unfortunately I was too busy moving house to build a new one. Sorry. I may come across as cheap, but I do donate to charities and this year I gave two homeless people food. Well, one guy said he wasn’t hungry but he fancied a can of cola. I bought him a six pack. It felt like the right thing to do.